I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
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God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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