dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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