There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Randomize
