Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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