Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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