is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
I think a kid would responsible me up
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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