I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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