Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
You made out with two different species that night
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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