so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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