My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
that may or may not have been my penis.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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