it hurts more in the daytime
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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