First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
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I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
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You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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