the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
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I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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