It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Randomize
