Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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