Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
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kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
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Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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