It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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