I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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