gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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