Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
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Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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