So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
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We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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