just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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