ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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