some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
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Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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