do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
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So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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