Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
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Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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