he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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