when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
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We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
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Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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