I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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