Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
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