I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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