I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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