His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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