he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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