I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
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We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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