I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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