Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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