it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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