It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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