Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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