Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
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We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
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I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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