Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
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If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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