Plan B is the new Plan A
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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