why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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