So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
A client gave me a bottle of vodka today. And he was hot with a beard. It's like he knows my soul.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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