he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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