your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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