i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
Hippo gnu deer
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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