So drunk, too bad you don't want this
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
