I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
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