Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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