is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
i came on her dog
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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