Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
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I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
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I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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