She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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