they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
and she was petting her beer can
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
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I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
You need Xanax blowdarts
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
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Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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